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★ WHAT'S INSIDE ★
⚡ Optimal opening hand keep/pitch flowchart
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🔥 Every busted Jarl combo (allegedly)
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🏆 How to talk trash in ancient Norse
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👀 Sideboard tech nobody in Greece knows about
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💸 Bonus: how to win friends and lose them again
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😂 BAD JOKE CORNER (FREE WITH PURCHASE) 😂
Why does the Jarl never lose an argument? Because he always has the last Blitz.
What do you call a Jarl who skips leg day? Still undefeated, he only fights with his arms race.
I told my friend I was "blocking" his calls. He said that's not how Flesh and Blood works. I pitched the friendship anyway.
The Jarl walked into a bar. The bar had 4 life left. It didn't survive the swing.
Why did the deckbuilder bring a ladder to the arena? To reach the top of the meta.
★ TOTALLY REAL TESTIMONIALS ★
"I went from 0 wins to, well, still 0 wins, but I FELT smarter losing." — some guy from Discord
"My mom bought this and now she talks about 'the meta' at dinner. Send help." — anonymous nephew
"10/10 guide. Would lose to Jarl again." — a very honest reviewer
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