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WHAT'S INSIDE
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⚡ Optimal opening hand keep/pitch flowchart
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🔥 Every busted Jarl combo (allegedly)
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🏆 How to talk trash in ancient Norse
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👀 Sideboard tech nobody in Greece knows about
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💸 Bonus: how to win friends and lose them again
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BAD JOKE CORNER
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Why does the Jarl never lose an argument?
Because he always has the last
Blitz.
What do you call a Jarl who skips leg day?
Still undefeated, he only fights with his
arms race.
I told my friend I was "blocking" his calls.
He said that's not how Flesh and Blood works.
I pitched the friendship anyway.
The Jarl walked into a bar.
The bar had 4 life left.
It didn't survive the swing.
Why did the deckbuilder bring a ladder to the arena?
To reach the top of the
meta.
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TOTALLY REAL TESTIMONIALS
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"I went from 0 wins to, well, still 0 wins,
but I FELT smarter losing."
— some guy from Discord
"My mom bought this and now she talks about
'the meta' at dinner. Send help."
— anonymous nephew
"10/10 guide. Would lose to Jarl again."
— a very honest reviewer
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